Bert the Barbarian is now live on Amazon and Smashwords.
It all started when he tried to end it all.
Bert Hoover jumped from a bridge, only to be rudely rescued by a flying saucer. Now he’s on the backward planet of Mardalu, enslaved by the brutal Morans. His only friend is Janice, but she’s been sold into slavery as well.
Escape will be difficult, especially for a chronic under-achiever. After that, all Bert has to do is the impossible: find Janice, rescue her, and somehow find a way back to Earth.
I'm proud of this novel, which is why I've priced it at the extortionate level of $2.99, instead of the $.99 of Lord of Fire. Check out the link on the right to see a sample.
I would love any feedback about the cover, the description, the sample pages, or the whole novel, if you've read it. If you didn't like it, why not? Leave me a comment.
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